i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy”
You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
dear everyone who says he’s a good person
he also punched goofy too, what an imbecile.Excuse me while I print this off and hang it up around my school.
I’m sweating cause this dudes game shits on mine
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
not only is this line impossible to pull off but I think my friends hate me